gowning

the act of fitting on clothes with a metal pipe

god i love gowning

by ShadowMoneky February 19, 2024

In The Gown

When you would much rather be sleeping or plan to be asleep.

The meaning comes from the old timey act of wearing a sleeping gown to bed.

Referring to being tired / ready to be asleep.

“The party STARTS at 9:45, I’ll be in the gown! No way I’m going to that shit!”

by tinahatesmilk January 27, 2025

Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

Gowned

A word that refers to someone getting owned when playing an online shooter. It is used mostly by gamers to shorten the saying, "Get owned."

oh HEAD SHOT gowned fag fuck!!!

by Und3RC0v3r6r0th34 November 30, 2011

Blue Gowns

Term used to describe the particular individuals who aren’t smart enough to acquire a white gown. Hence forth they are marked with a blue gown.

Look at all these stupid blue gowns.

by constan.1ne May 19, 2025

Gowning

the activity to where JZboy110/JZboy12/Greg/Sir Fluffsworth

"JZ really loves Gowning, He wears it on his shirt to show his love for Gowning!"

by Leo_So August 26, 2025