"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"
by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".
by xntrc October 12, 2005

the scratching of one's own ass
by Moosehands March 29, 2004

by nonekopopo October 3, 2020

A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich
Look at that doctor in The XKR!!
by Mister Literal September 8, 2004

Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.
“I can doctor you”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
by Kyxo June 24, 2019

This word's usage is derived from shortening "damn right" to "dr" in internet instant messaging, which is of course the abbreviation for doctor. Occassionally it may be said so quickly and with so much aggression as to be pronounced "dotter".
by Goat City January 19, 2012
