The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.
3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley December 28, 2016
by cavey August 25, 2004
(ˈkeɪvˌmæn ing) - {Verb} - The act of "cavemaning" means to light a cigarette or marijuana cigarette with an already lit cigarette or marijuana cigarette.
Guy 1: "Fuck I only got matches and theres 1 left."
Guy 2: "I'll just caveman it Nigga."
Guy 1: "Good shit, thank god for cavemaning."
Guy 2: "I'll just caveman it Nigga."
Guy 1: "Good shit, thank god for cavemaning."
by Negrochips April 2, 2011
A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 22, 2008
The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting
person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me
Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...
Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...
by HandOfEris May 5, 2010
WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
by Charles La Ferrera February 1, 2007