asp

the best person ever

literally perfect
cutest person on earth

i love you asp
marry me asp

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

[asp]

average anime fan and simp

asp is a very cool guy

by totally not asp September 14, 2021

asp-arin

Medicine of dubious safety/value/effectiveness that's hawked by a "snake-oil" salesman.

I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018