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95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van
95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
by Kurbly February 22, 2019
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Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
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Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.
Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021
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95 coverage

Close, by the minute monitoring of a newsworthy event. Used by Jack Webb in the newspaper film -30-.
Newspaper editor Jack Webb asked a wire service to provide "95 coverage" of an attempt by an Air Force pilot to set a new cross country speed record. Spoiler, it did not go well.
by Gddmop July 15, 2022
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Tu-95

A Russian strategic bomber that has been around since the cold war. It's biggest competitor is the B-52 stratofortress which is also still in service with the US military. The most distinct features of the Tu-95 are its set of four huge contra-rotating propellers and swept-back wings. Each engine has a total of eight blades, four turning anticlockwise and the other four clockwise. With four engines, that's a total of 32 blades. Whilst a few people say that it is not as advanced or as stealthy (its propellers are so loud that submarines can hear it from underwater!) as some other bombers like the B-2, B-21, B-1, Tu-22M3 or Tu-160, there is no denying the Tu-95 can really deliver. It will probably remain in service until the 2040s. Its NATO reporting name is 'Bear'. It also dropped the tsar bomba.
Person 1: Do you like the Tu-95?
Person 2: No, I like the B-52.
Person 1 has left the chat
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 28, 2025
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born in 95

This scrub Michael was born in 95, he's such a turd burgler
by B. J. Vadaszffy July 1, 2020
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95 bulls

A group of tryhards who cant make there parents proud
Damn, the 95 bulls are toxic
by Kahoot.exe August 8, 2019
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