95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
by Kurbly February 22, 2019
Get the 95 year oldmug. Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.
Definition 2: The Creation Engine
Definition 3: A slow computer
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.
Definition 2: The Creation Engine
Definition 3: A slow computer
by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
Get the Windows 95 shitmug. When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.
Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021
Get the Slipper Queen of I-95mug. Close, by the minute monitoring of a newsworthy event. Used by Jack Webb in the newspaper film -30-.
Newspaper editor Jack Webb asked a wire service to provide "95 coverage" of an attempt by an Air Force pilot to set a new cross country speed record. Spoiler, it did not go well.
by Gddmop July 15, 2022
Get the 95 coveragemug. A Russian strategic bomber that has been around since the cold war. It's biggest competitor is the B-52 stratofortress which is also still in service with the US military. The most distinct features of the Tu-95 are its set of four huge contra-rotating propellers and swept-back wings. Each engine has a total of eight blades, four turning anticlockwise and the other four clockwise. With four engines, that's a total of 32 blades. Whilst a few people say that it is not as advanced or as stealthy (its propellers are so loud that submarines can hear it from underwater!) as some other bombers like the B-2, B-21, B-1, Tu-22M3 or Tu-160, there is no denying the Tu-95 can really deliver. It will probably remain in service until the 2040s. Its NATO reporting name is 'Bear'. It also dropped the tsar bomba.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 28, 2025
Get the Tu-95mug. by B. J. Vadaszffy July 1, 2020
Get the born in 95mug. by Kahoot.exe August 8, 2019
Get the 95 bullsmug.