textual activity

noun - Sexual banter via text messaging

C9: Yo dude, why did you lock your iPhone?

T4: Uhh, because I've been engaging in some risque textual activity lately and I can't be having people read that.

by rks March 10, 2008

Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.

Spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" with my phrase:

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
So we can have a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction ooh! whoa!"

by Dave Egner January 4, 2009

Textual Assault

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

by goblingirl May 2, 2009

textually violated

when you receive an unexpected, dirty, sexual in nature text message

I was sitting at work when he sent me a picture of his junk. I felt so textually violated.

by thepoof August 10, 2008

Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010