Snorlax texter

The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept

Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010

Tenties

An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.

However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:

"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."

But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!

"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self

by havet1337 June 8, 2010

revenge texter

someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.

"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."

"You're a revenge texter. Period."

by Hannah is Magical March 19, 2010

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

Ghost Texter

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.

You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING

by Rizcucci aka.. Flower March 11, 2010

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.

Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008