Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.
Growing a beard and lifting heavy crap never felt so good. Thanks testosterone!
by Short-Shift June 13, 2022
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Testosterone

Is that Testosterone?!
OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE TRANS JUICE
by 17_mistake_17 September 30, 2022
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Testosterone

super sexually charged up - I'm gonna jump you right now!
I got on Testosterone
by Zero11s May 03, 2019
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Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.
All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.
by Harmony1812 September 05, 2019
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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 28, 2024
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Testosterone endorsement

When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.

Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.
" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."
by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022
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