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a.p. tests

another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.
Those a.p. tests really kicked my thicc butt.
by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 16, 2018
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gamma tester

A user of new software or equipment, who must deal with the bugs that were not eliminated in beta testing.

(Derivation: Gamma is the next Greek letter after alpha and beta.)
I'm going to wait a while before getting Windows Vista; I remember the problems people had with XP and Service Pack 2 when they came out, and I don't want to be a gamma tester.
by Aaron of Minneapolis February 1, 2007
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Jelly Tester

When you put blocks of unboiled jelly, into somones colon, friend lies under neath mouth open, waitin for the jelly too melt dropping into the back of there mouth!
would u like to test my jelly later. its of a high quality, i am officaially a jelly tester of the highest analytical calliber
by daniel gavaghan January 20, 2009
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.
I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.
by Double Jay May 13, 2003
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Note-In Tests

When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.
"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John

"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick

"Stop cheating rick" Teacher

"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"

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"Good crimany you are right"
by Udstanence January 8, 2009
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testies

I like licking his testies.
by clitoris October 24, 2003
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