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Tequila Tuesdays

Similar to "Thirsty Thursdays," "Sunday Fundays," and "Wine Wednesdays," Tequila Tuesdays is a term used as an excuse to drink on a weekday that isn't Friday.
"Natalie's clothes come off on Tequila Tuesdays!"
by Natalie_gets_rowdy May 5, 2014
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Tila Tequila

famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY
by awkwardfork January 21, 2009
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Ironman Tequila

A variation on the traditional tequila shot involving salt, tequila and lime. To do the Ironman Tequila Shot, snort a line of salt, drink a shot of tequila, and squeeze a lime in your eye. This can be followed up by a punch in the face or a kick in the junk by one of your drinking buddys.
Hey, lets do an ironman tequila
by ballsdeep4jesus August 19, 2008
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tequila

The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.

By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
by fkuck my life September 3, 2010
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tequila tongue twister

When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.
I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!
by lhdgfl July 20, 2011
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Tequila Story

The term used to describe a crazy past event that occurred while deeply under the influence tequila. This usually is an embarrassing event.
She got her tequila story last night!
by JT06 February 19, 2009
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Tequiliality

Tequiliality- n. A person's personality after drinking tequila
Or
Tequiliality- n. The level of drunkenness of a person, usually including tequila
Ellen's tequiliality compliments her personality perfectly.
by TheLogarithm June 20, 2022
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