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Ladies and Gentlemen

A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."
Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?
by Oscar MacGorden May 27, 2012
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lentlemen

A cross between ladies and gentlemen, can be used if in the presence of a transvestite or person of unknown gender.
Okay, lentlemen! Lets drop those pants, and see who the real men are here!
by Drew B. June 6, 2005
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Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.
Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"
by Monoclops October 26, 2011
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Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.
Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.
by WaKe July 24, 2012
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gentlemens shot

In beer pong when the ball rolls back to you on your shot, you get the oppurtunity to grow again but from behind your back. Coined by rob Abbadessa 2004
I missed but got the ball back time for a gentlemens shot
by Yeatrustme April 23, 2015
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Gentlemen's Elbow

Soreness in your elbow and/or forearm from masterbating too much or giving to many hand jobs.
Gary: Wow, my elbow really aches right now.
Sam: Better lay off your 'Handjobs for the Homeless' charity, you'll give yourself Gentlemen's Elbow.
by Johnloveshandjobs23 March 26, 2017
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Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.
“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”
by Heisenbone October 7, 2023
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