technophile

Someone who is obsessed and completely up-to-date with the latest technology and media.

Hipsters are technophiles, for primitive shit.

by Baconbeer November 21, 2011

technogeekaphobia

n. The irriational or unhealthy fear of technogeeks (the technology workers that create, control, deliver and support technology).

Symptoms include increased levels of stress and frustration when attempting to manage technical projects; high failure rate of technical projects; high turnover rate of technical staff.

Many managers become perplexed and exhibit symptoms of technogeekaphobia when their methods of management fail to work with programmers, developers and other technical creators.

by Pesto Peet January 11, 2009

Technomediumship

Technomediumship is the idea about automatize mediumship, in other words, to create technology able to channelize spiritual beings and other spiritual things. Technomediumship is considered as one of the main concepts inside technodeism and extraphysicism. Since with technomediumship it would be able to search for spiritual beings and for spiritual live in an easy and measurable way.

"Nowadays, so many mediums are advocating technomediumship, because with technomediumship they would be able to completely automatize mediumship and finally be recognized as a spiritual group, besides have recognition by science and technology."

"Technomediumship would be amazing for robots, androids and transhumans be able to have mediumship in an amazing and peculiar way."

by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020

technoporn

Much like normal porn except it is for nerds. Instead of really hot chicks with huge racks, it is normally really hardcore or top of the line electronicts.

Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.

by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005

Technosenile

The condition when one is too old to learn how to use their electronic gadgets.

I'm having some trouble with my new cell phone. Maybe I'm going technosenile.

by Annette Cardullo September 4, 2008

technosexual

A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.

Man: Are those moon pants, cause that ass is out of this world baby!
Woman uses her mace on Man.
Man: You technosexual bitch, my eyes!

by Nate July 7, 2004

Technopeepee

He's a very successful business man with a piss kink but he lose all his braincells on tik tok 😋also his doing ur dad and mom lol

Hey are u on of technopeepee followers

Yea I found xem funny
Wanna make out/j

by I fvcked ur mom July 24, 2021