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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!
Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern
by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021
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Tavern Time

What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.
"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"
by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022
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Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.
Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021
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tavern door

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.
Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door
by pthera42 December 27, 2017
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Tavern on the Groin

Any bar that encourages body shots.
Sure, I'd like a drink but I am feeling kind of slutty tonight. Wanna hit up a Tavern on the Groin?
by arbeit September 2, 2016
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Tavernitis

A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.
Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.
by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023
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