Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.

I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater

by fishguyd September 13, 2009

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

tatermates

The act of sharing any potatoe based food item between 2 or more people.

Guy: He babe, want to be tatermates?
Girl: Sure, the fries here smell pretty good.

by Kira7S May 29, 2016

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Twiterbated

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

by Stacy james. . February 15, 2021