get a taste of the salami

To give fellatio; to suck dick.

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"

by Nick D December 22, 2005

tastemaker

N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.

Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?

by dar3alest May 6, 2014

Tashkent

TAshkent - 2200 years old but modern -the capital of Uzbekistan. City is beautiful with broadways, parks, riversides, shopping centers, night clubs, restaurants and local cafes, mosques, churches, etc. Night clubs are awesome(mostly house) very attractive girls. no age requirement just dress properly. underage can get to club, be careful with yr conduct. Public Transportation is very developed, buses, subways, trams. City is green so many trees. People - young generation is tough. But no gangsters with guns, they fight usually but no shooting at all. Girls are beautiful, uzbek, russian, ukrainian, armenian, georgian, korean, tatar, tadjik. And residents are very proud beeing from tashkent no matter of what nationality they belong to. people of different nations live in peace. Police is corrupted, they cuss and conduct improperly. Everyone hates police in that city. Crime rate is low. no drive-bys no shootings. But you can see some crooks. Dont exchange yr currency with people, thats illegal. taxis can ask you 50 bucks but indeed is 4-6 buck to get anywhere. youngsters aged 17-25 are tough even one eye-contact can lead to fight. if you stay cool with them they are cool with you. They protect their women, watch yr mouth and conduct. Never hook a prostitute, as usually they work with corrupted police. Everyone knows and speak russian, some speak and understand english. Overall, i loved this city for everything it has and it offers! No weed but alcohol is like a water

Tashkent - the dream city.

by Visitorfor2yearsandmyguides January 27, 2010

acquired taste

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

by Midi4n December 9, 2008

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

Taste Fairy

An art director or client that makes numerous minor and/or pointless changes to a project, believing that what they're doing will make the project hundreds of times better.

Production guy #1: "Is that project done yet? It's got to go to press!"
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."

by Maniac in a Speedo May 3, 2011

Taste Buds

A powerful fraternal-like bond created instantaneously upon learning that you and a friend have unknowingly ordered the same food while eating out.

Wait, dude, you got the torpedo slam burger with a side of tater tornadoes TOO?! We're officially Taste Buds! *they high five*

by Pineking April 23, 2017