Tartagalicious

The act of being so much of a kinky gay ginger that you attract all the ladies but you wanna attract the men

Man, if only Childe was a little less Tartagalicious, he might just get Zhongli to go on a date with him.

I know, right! It’s not my job to judge, but as the pile of ashes on the floor probably once said, “he’s too Tartagalicious to get a boyfriend, but he could have all the girls in the world if he wanted them.”

by Kavehfan June 10, 2022

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

Twat tart

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

by Skeebs March 11, 2019

tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

by Zephyr May 4, 2004

tart

A nubile young temptress, who dresses teasingly and provocatively.

Man, look at those thigh-high stockings and that little schoolgirl dress. She's such a tart.

by Greenie December 12, 2003

tarse

1) A male falcon
2) Old English slang for the male genitals

1) The tarse is responsible for hunting.
2) You are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoat.

by Sourbs August 27, 2006

Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

by JOFB December 13, 2013