tarnation

When you completely cover a girls boobies with jizzum, and it is thick and sticky like TAR!

Give me your sweet tarnation!!!

by michael edelman May 15, 2004

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020

tartutic

Irredemiably moronic; cognitively off the rails. Frequently used as a euphemism for retarded due to its presumably coincidental phonetic similarity.

"I could handle the narf, and I could even buy the scrunts, but then things just got tartutic."

by James Marks September 6, 2006

Tagnut Trivia

A form of trivia involving a small piece of pork to who is given if they answer the question correctly. The questions asked are general to everyones knowlege. The winner of the Tagnut asks they next question but is uneligable to answer it. The contestant who wins the most tagnuts is they tagnutteer of the night and has full bragging rights.

Tim(questioner)- How many hairs does Homer Simpson have on his head?
Joe- 2, they are on the top of his head.
* Joe wins the tagnut and gets to ask the next question.
Joe- I like to play Tagnut Trivia

by Tim Carson June 16, 2008

tarnue

A stanky ass boul with a small head and he blacker than Michael blackson and he is often called tarter sauce

Wow tarnue smells worse than usual

by Nizzy na June 9, 2018

tarnkt

1. To call a someone's bluff.

2. A large individual.

3. A car or other 4 wheeled, motorized vehicle.

4. To make a phone call.

"I have pocket aces." "Tarnkt."

"Hey Tarnkt get the fuck outta my bed I can see your asscrack from here."

"Chal hurry up and get in the tarnkt we're gonnna be late!"

"Hey lets order a zunt, shotgun not tarnkting!"

by Drant January 14, 2008

Tarnated

A censor word for "fucked.", similar to Tarnation.

Friend:How did you beat me?
You: Get Tarnated you loser.

by Tarnator September 16, 2021