tardation

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

tamada

Mandarin for "FUCK!"

"Hey Fung, I ate your last piece of chicken"
"Tamada"

by Pikk A Chu September 11, 2003

Tarda Clause

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.

When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.

by Gatlianne October 22, 2009

Tradarious

A small guy. Had some height but very skinny. The bestest friend to have. Always there for you and never fake. Will sacrifice for his loved ones. Love his family very much. Handsome and stylish.

TraDarious is my best friend.

by jkfe December 23, 2016

Tardage

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

Taradactle

An interesting sexual position where a girl sits on her knees with a guy on either side of her and one guy in front of her and she then proceeds to jack off the two guys and sucking the guy in front of her moving her arms and bobbing her head in an awkward flying motion.

Three guys and one girl:
Guy 1: I got the mouth.
Guy 2: I got the left side.

Guy 3: I got the right side.
Guys say to each other. " Dude that was some good Taradactle."

by B. Nasty2010 March 14, 2010

teradactyl of love

The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken

Jim can't be himself at the party... his teradactyl of love is here.

by fribble_one April 23, 2010