Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
by LUchica14 October 24, 2011
Get the Vampire Tanning mug.The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.
Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?
Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."
Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?
Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!
Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!
Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.
Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."
Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?
Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!
Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!
Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.
by 2slick December 12, 2010
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n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
by gingapowa March 1, 2011
Get the coming out of the tanning bed mug.When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven
by JOEYJONASS January 19, 2010
Get the Dutch Tanning mug.When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.
by draXSHOCKEY January 15, 2008
Get the Texas Tanning Oil mug.Your partner lays down on their stomach as you cum buckets all down the back of their head to make it seem like they have white dreadlocks.
My girlfriend was out in our backyard tanning and i suddenly snuck up on her and gave a good ol' jamaican tanning bed.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
Get the Jamaican Tanning Bed mug.Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.
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