tangerism

1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.

2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.

News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"

by Katya Eye March 25, 2017

Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

Hoe tangent

When a girl or boy goes on a streak of pulling multiple different people after a breakup with their previous partner.

Girl 1: "Oh she has been busy this weekend with all of those guys!"
Girl 2: "Yes, that's because she is on her Hoe tangent

by xXThe_Word_MasterXx69 February 10, 2020

tangerine temptress

A girl who uses sunbeds too often but you would still gladly shag

"I know she stinks of sweat and oil of olay but the tangerine temptress would get it today" said old Special K as he watched her leave his office.

by Liam Daish July 2, 2004

Reaching the Point of Tangency

The act of getting high. When you are not exactly high, you are somewhere along the tangent line.

Origin: 2011, when a black guy needed a new way to talk about getting high around administrators at Statesboro High School.

Kleever: Hey man, what are we doing tonight?
noJ: I don't know bro, let's bro rape.
Kleever: Nah man, we did that last time.
noJ: Let's reach the point of tangency!
Kleever: Way ahead of you bro, I'm somewhere along the tangent line, but soon we'll be Reaching the Point of Tangency.

by Kleever and noJ Happy Time June 12, 2011

tangenital

When someone is speaking, goes off on a tangent and realises they are talking bollox/balls.

Dave went tangenital last night when trying to describe xyz...

by daveodonohue December 17, 2008

tangent

1.) In geometry, any line in a plane that touches a circle in one, and only one, point.
2.) In trignometry, the ratio of the length on the opposite side of an angle to the length of the adjacent side of an angle.

1.) Point T is tangent to the circle.
2.) tan60ºӨ = the square root of 3
tan45ºӨ = 1
tan30ºӨ = the square root of 3 divided by 3

by seven forty post meridian May 31, 2005