mushroom tattoo

a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.

nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.

nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.

(WHACK)

GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.

by nigga nick March 2, 2005

Tattoo Groupie

Tattoo groupies,:

They will take pictures of the tattoo and plaster them on their myspace pages, they will start coming in for the tiniest tattoos and request a certain tattoo artist, they will bring in their friends to meet their cute "tattoo artist" and they will find reasons to hang out at the shop. Most tattoo artists recognize a groupie and don't have any respect for them, they are more of a pain to the tattoo artist than anything.

They try to get the tattoo artist to have sex with them. They get tattoo's in private areas. They try to make the tattoo artist's partner jealous. They act like they own the shop.

Courtney B is a slutty tattoo groupie, she spends too much time at the tattoo shop flirting the tattoo artist and getting stupid tattoos.

by Poison Spider June 15, 2009

tattoo kiss

This term is featured in Taylor Swift’s Folklore album (cardigan) when she mentioned “tattoo kiss” it means the kiss of a needle and that he would linger longer than a tattoo which is permanent. I have another thought, it might also be a hickey because tattoos also fade over time.

boy 1: bro i just gave her a tattoo kiss

boy 2: as in a kiss that will linger forever or ?
boy1: nah bro, i gave her a hickey😎

by c00ch13d3$tr0y3r January 5, 2021

tantoo

a temporary discoloration of skin like a tan line after tanning, normally done on purpose with and object shaped to what the person wanted. Most seen on teenage girls from tanning salons.

Sarah: Hey Rachel look i got a cute heart from tanfastics.
Rachel: Nice, i got my tantoo on my arm.

by Thomas Coleman January 19, 2007

School Tattoo

A tattoo made by kids while in school. Usually this is done when classes get too boring for anyone to stand it. School tattoos are made with any objects that can be found in school. Usually done with a staple and ink from a broken open pen.

Kid 1: Shit man, look at this School Tattoo I did in math class!
Kid 2: Cool man, but what the fuck is it?
Kid 1: Its a picture of the teacher; look closer.
Kid 2: Oh, I see. That ugly fuck.

by SilentLaugher October 15, 2009

tatoo

a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling

my ex got my name tatoo'd on his back and now he's dating his baby mama and said he's over me. wonder how his girl feels about this?! permanent reminder (tatoo) of a temparary feeling (the relationship).

by skye's suppose to be wife *Jaye* July 18, 2005

Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.

Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."

by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016