turd burglar

to fuck with another bloke

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older

turd burglar by squeezemetim June 9, 2005

turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

turd burglar by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

turd burglar

Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

turd burglar by Jack Auf April 1, 2005

Turd Burglar

somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose

"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?

Turd Burglar by Husker McNuggets September 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

turd burglar by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!

Turd Burglar by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

turd burglar by turd burglar May 11, 2004