turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot

That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.

by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.

He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner

by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020

turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.

A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick

by TurboFreak October 9, 2009

turbo illegal

extremely illegal, like government hit squad illegall

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
- War Thunder (Twitter)

by REDACTEDD April 28, 2023

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Turbo Bang

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

by bhl1677 February 16, 2012

turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.

Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!

by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009