titmit

a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".

can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.

Shapinko is a titmit.
The other day Shapinko's girlfriend told me he was a titmit in bed.

by Sister Lilith Ulnar Thompson June 8, 2003

Titmickey

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings

She was just titmickeyd

by FluffehMonster March 15, 2009

timid poke

A timid poke is the result where one of two people is not yet ready for intercourse, but is willing to let the other person "put it in to see what it feels like." A timid poke, or TP for short, often leads to further intercourse, but occasionally represents the maximum achieved penetration.

I figured that if I could talk her into a timid poke I would be able seal the deal, but no dice.

by Dr. A. Francis April 1, 2009

timiny

Shark , top of the food chain

Don't mess with a Timiny they will eat you for breakfast

by Satescat October 8, 2017

Timinute

A more or less Official measurement of time equal to the amount of time it takes for everything to be over.

Timinutes are the largest valid conceivable measurements of time.

It can be used to represent the end of time as nothing comes after it.

Timothy: I'll be right back! Wait for me!
Frazier: Let's not wait for Timothy, it'll be a Timinute before he gets back.
Julie: You're right, we can't let Tim ruin our Experience!
Kate: He always takes a Timinute.

by UrbanVerbatim October 13, 2023

Timi

A kind and very intelligent male who us always there for his friends it takes a few words for him to make friends
You always need in Timi in your life

I have been trying to get closer to Timi

by NoneLikeTimi January 25, 2021

Big Timing

The Act of intentionally being late or too busy for others

You were really stuck in traffic...I thought you were just Big Timing me.

by Prime-Time July 10, 2009