Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 29, 2011

tarple

An afternoon gathering where people set aside all other tasks for a few minutes to eat cake as a group. Complimentary cake is usually provided at a tarple. Tarple can be held in a work environment but typically a tarple cake pass is required in order to do so. The tarple cake pass requirement is thought by many to be an unnecessary policy that actually serves no purpose at all and it has also been known to ruin an entire tarple for everyone involved. People attending a tarple are usually responsible for providing their own fork and plate.

My job is so cool because we make sure to have a staff tarple as often as possible during the summer. The only downside to too many tarples is that they can make you tired.

by Handle this yo August 10, 2018

Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 7, 2020

Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010

Tweeker tarps

when meat curtains become extreme

did you see her pussy lips thay look like meat curtains. Those aint meat curtains those are tweeker tarps cause their extremely stretched the fuck out

by Ateaball and flailing tuff February 7, 2021

No Tarp

When a male goes shirtless. Often in a sporting event. Mainly used in the Minnesota and other northern states.

Person 1: It’s 70° and sunny I’m sweating balls out here.

Person 2: Buddy just rep no tarp, no birds just the fellas are out here anyway.

by Bigshmoneydawg March 29, 2021

orlando curtis hess tharpe

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe is one of the best humans you will ever meet. Orlando is like a star, yea each star shines in its own way but with Orlando he out beats all the stars making him the brightest out of all of them. He is the cutes most funniest person you will meet and he is also very talented. Orlando also has the best pickup line and will make you laugh and fall in love with him more and more every day. He is easy to fall for and if you fall for him, he will never leave you mind. If you ever get a chance to meet or have him just love him with all your heart cause he return the favor one day and he makes a great bf/bsf

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe gives the best back hugs

by claudia vargas October 8, 2019