Touchdown

Often to used in MMORPG's when something new or something of value is discovered by the players.

"Hey Anth, I finally found those raptors!"
"TOUCHDOWN!!"

by Reark May 13, 2005

Portuguese touchdown

The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.

“Yo I heard you you got the old Portuguese touchdown”

by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Tallahassee Touchdown

While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman

Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?

Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night

by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017

Iowa Touchdown

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014