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tot

The indentation between your tailbone and your cornhole; it is the counterpart to 'taint'.

Some Helpful Information: A lot of smelly stress gets built up in your tot (especially if you're a huge fatty and have trouble reaching it), so make sure to keep your tot clean! (and you should probably also lose some weight if you experience the aforementioned impetus to tot-cleanliness.)
This PSA brought to you by the Clean Your Tot! Alliance Foundation - helping to keep tots clean for a fresher tomorrow.
by Goobersmichael March 4, 2010
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Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.
"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."
by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009
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tot

"Are you going to dude's party?"
"Tot!"
by mizzity May 20, 2003
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Tot

Short for "totally" (pronounced like 'tote') used mostly among dorks like myself.
Only used appropriately as a one-word statement.
Correct:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Tot."

Incorrect:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it tot is."
by Mell Bell July 7, 2008
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Tot

A unit of measurement. However, it cannot be measured because it is so heavy
by ToTToT January 12, 2010
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tot

I tot him that
by pippy June 12, 2003
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(tot)

(ToT) is a crying face where the horizontal _ line of the T is eyes, the vertical I line of the T being tears and the o being the mouth
Jess: OMG Stacy did you hear that Darin dumped Kate

Stacy: NO WAY (ToT) THEY WERE PERFECT TOGETHER
by Samisawesome5454 May 8, 2018
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