stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

by brentstopher February 5, 2008

detroit top hat

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

by Jcock52 August 15, 2016

tophalf

Used to describe a women who is into other women, but only the "top half". i.e., boobs.

I like women, but tophalf only.

by top-and-bottom-half July 29, 2009

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

Tophaang

Noun.
A "ship" containing the combination of Avatar: The Last Airbender's Toph and Aang. Some Tophaangers believe that this is a likely pairing because both characters are the same age and in the same team, and their personalities balance each others'. However, other shippers point out that Toph seems to have a crush on another team member, Sokka. The proof is pretty weak, but only future episodes will reveal the truth.

Blast Kataang and Zutara, I'm headed toward Tophaang!

by ETtheAlien September 20, 2008

philadelphia top hat

When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.

She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.

by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008

West Leyden top hat

When you defecate in a person's hat and leave it on their porch to discover.

Give him/her a West Leyden top hat tonight

by todd_jason December 5, 2019