On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.
by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
by Lope Status October 19, 2020

by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020

Toobin' is the act of inadvertently exposing one's genitals and mastubating during a Zoom session when one mistakenly believes that the screen is muted and not visible to other participants.
The act of being seen by colleagues on a Zoom session engaging in an act of self-pleasure. He claimed that he began Toobin', but was unaware that he was still connected to the online video conference.
by wbvr3 October 20, 2020

by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020
