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Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.
On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.
by Dick Champion October 19, 2020
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Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call
Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred
by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020
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Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!
"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"
by Lope Status October 19, 2020
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toobin'

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."
by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020
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Toobin'

Toobin' is the act of inadvertently exposing one's genitals and mastubating during a Zoom session when one mistakenly believes that the screen is muted and not visible to other participants.
The act of being seen by colleagues on a Zoom session engaging in an act of self-pleasure. He claimed that he began Toobin', but was unaware that he was still connected to the online video conference.
by wbvr3 October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Toobin is being in the act of masturbation while on a company phone call such as a zoom meeting.
Toobin during a Zoom meeting is pretty normal. Everyone does it!
by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020
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