toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib

hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.

toaster by cze August 10, 2005

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

toaster by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

toaster by TOASTER January 27, 2004

Toaster

When a sunburned ass releases a turd.

In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.

Toaster by Stahl June 28, 2006

Toaster by aliikoa January 5, 2011

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.