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titsub

Disappeared without a trace.
From the word Titan Submarine that imploded and the passengers disappeared without a trace.

For the family of the passengers on the Titan Submarine, I'm sorry for your loss.
Well, My wife is pregnant now and the father of the child has titsub.
by BaasKobus July 20, 2023
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Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.
"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.
by Donny mallox August 15, 2017
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Titspervert

Description: A desperate, lonely middle-aged man who becomes aroused whilst listening in on private conversations between uninterested local females at the pub.
Typical habitat: The Titspervert will attempt unsuccessfully to join a private conversation between much younger females at the local pub. This results in aggression and verbal abuse from said females, although this is not always a successful deterrant (see below).
Behaviour: Generally irritating, the titspervert will attempt to gain the attention of surrounding females by offering drinks repeatedly, depite constant knock-backs and, eventually, torrents of verbal abuse.
Can also be seen circling the pool table in a far-too-tight T-shirt, displaying foul man-boobs, beer-gut and bald spot in an attempt to attract women young enough to be his daughter. Titspervert does not appear to realise that this is likely to induce vomiting in said females.
Titspervert:"Evening ladies, I noticed some accidental breast fondling going on over here. Can I buy you all a drink (so I can sit at your table and oggle your ample mamories)?"
Local girls: "FUCK OFF, TITSPERVERT!"
by lol =D December 1, 2007
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tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.
Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.
by old lang guy October 17, 2006
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titsprinkles

liverspots/freckles usually found on elderly ladies tits
i was on a topless beach spying the local totty,when i caught sight of an old skank with a pair of saggy ankle spankers that were covered in titsprinkles
by liam mccormack January 18, 2008
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Titup

When mamary glands on a woman's chest move up a cup size.
When I first dated Samantha she had D cups, now she is down to a B cup.

Man, that girl better titup!
by Juanchoyuc October 21, 2010
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TitsRP

A Gmod DarkRP server, known for its balanced wackyness and leniency when it comes to breaking rules
- Yoo Garnet Gaming sucks!
+ Try out TitsRP, you can mass rdm there so long as noone reports you!
by GoatNuts_Baa April 13, 2022
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