titface

when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness

Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's

by damutitface August 6, 2010

titface

A way of describing someone who has tits for a face or an expression describing someone as an asshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large tits that cover their face.

"shush...titface"

"jeez, your such a titface"... "wat i do now"

"whoah...ur tits r so titfacish"

by georgieboy April 16, 2006

titrfed

someone who is so tired that they can't spell tired right so they end up with titrfed

Person-Im osoo titrfed

Person2- WHAT?! You're tit-r-fed??!

by Apersonwithnolife September 24, 2009

titfaggot

An idiotic person who has some form of a tit and thinks their super cool but really are neeedly

Oh damnnn hes a titfaggot

by SaltyPopcorn May 18, 2009

titfucked

Expression used to describe extreme loss, humiliation, or rejection. Similar to shafted.

"I just got titfucked; right now my girlfriend is kissing some guy over there at the bar"

by K race September 6, 2005

man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy

Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"

by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005

Tituflecting

When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.

Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."

Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010