thunderstrokeage

When your sausage is being stroked so hard that the friction from her hand to your cock becomes a thunderstrokeage explosion.

Cock is sparking electricity.

Louis asks his bitch to thunderstrokeage him asap.

Or ciao blitz

by Gourkiman February 10, 2018

thunderstormcrotch

When you get so wet you make it "rain"

Lolita: "That girl was like a slip 'n' slide"
Denise: "She was a five star thunderstormcrotch?"

by jinxy whore June 10, 2010

thunderstroking

When you jack off so hard you dislocate your shoulder

"What did you do to your shoulder?"
"I messed it while thunderstroking."

by Nate da skate November 30, 2009

thunderscore

A portmanteau for three underscore characters, or ___. A verbal replacement for "underscore, underscore, underscore." Used in software development.

Adam: "What should I name this new variable?"
Jason: "Thunderscore foo." (___foo)

by jhugs May 11, 2011

Thunder Storm

The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.

Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.

by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010

Thunderstruck

1. ACDC song

2. The strange phnomenon when you find that you can not stop staring at/ thinking of "Thunder Thighs"

Duncan: "so i found out how to mame your brother, first you run over his femer then... Umm are you listening to me?
Chris: "Huh..Oh sorry man i was thunderstruck

by Toff696 January 9, 2008

New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.

Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020