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Thundercunt

The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.

Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.

Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.

Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*

Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”

Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure August 3, 2023
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ThunderCunt

When you microwave a honeybun for 1 hour the throw it straight into a homeless man
Hey Dave do you want to go out and ThunderCunt homeless people with me
by Shower_Shiter_Duo November 7, 2023
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thundercunt

When a cunt has a loud queef that lets out a sound of thunder, killing everyone within a 5 mile radius.
Person 1: I CANT BELIEVE IT! I KILLED MY GRANDMA! ):
Person 2: Wtf? How!
Person 1: My god damn thundercunt!
by thundercunts4ever April 4, 2011
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Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.
Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.
by Gollum April 18, 2005
mugGet the Thundercuntmug.

thundercunt

Someone who is such a fucking cunt that the word cunt can't even suffice.
The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts
by Dubiks October 17, 2018
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thundercunt

-shelby hoffa
-a female who is extremely controlling and uneasy to get alont with..
Matt-dude my ankle hurts like a god damn shelby hoffa thundercunt.
Zach-damn dude that must really, really hurt..
by Weber Zach, Miller Matt August 19, 2011
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thundercunt

A vagina that queefs a lot.

(a queef for the uneducated among us is a vagina fart).
Straight after sex the woman may queef a few times in succession making her a thundercunt.
by saaaaan1 November 8, 2012
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