mayor balls

The tendency for mayors in large cities to spearhead a flashy, big building project (stadiums, convention centers, etc.) at the taxpayer's expense, and often with rushed planning. Mostly motivated by wanting to out-do the previous mayor, it often is seen by most as misplacing funds that would be better invested in basic functions, like infrastructure, schools, and the like.
Chicago citizen: Our mayor would rather spend millions of our taxpayer funds on a new stadium, when he can't even keep the schools open.

New Orleans citizen: Clearly, our mayors are fucking us with their mayor balls. We can't even keep the new Superdome lights on during the Super Bowl, let alone keep the levies from breaking.
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ophy mayor

popular british television star from the 80's. After a brief stint on the american television series "Who's the Boss?", was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting Tony Danza. Afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, Bokonism, after reading Kurt Vonnegut novels. Now retired, lives in a quiet residence in Maryland.
Kelly: "Hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in DC?"
Jessica: "yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family."
crazy bag lady: "you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!"
*both jessica and kelly flee*
by lazystupidandcorrupt February 08, 2008
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Sauce Mayor

In a pub full of town drunks he/she is the pub drunk, known as the mighty sauce mayor. This title is awarded to the most heavyweight and frequent drinker in that particular pub and is revered for their beer drinking skills.
Oh yeah mate Tyler is the fuckin sauce mayor, he can drink anyone under the table hehe.
by Mong cunt 421 January 13, 2021
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Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.
Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.
by scodder April 28, 2010
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mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.
Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe
by d-cup July 08, 2006
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Mayor Mc'cheese

when a girl has had too much fast food before a blowjob and pukes on the penis during the act
i knew she had too many chicken nuggets when she Mayor Mc'cheesed all over my cock
by boobb November 07, 2007
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