When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!
by Tongman December 26, 2013
Get the Smurfedmug. Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad
Bob: What the fuck dad
by KevinRuddPM August 25, 2018
Get the Smurf-itmug. Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020
Get the Smurfedmug. A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!
by frag.happy August 30, 2013
Get the Smurfmug. by genghis khan March 17, 2003
Get the SMURFINGmug. A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013
Get the smurfmug. To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009
Get the Smurfmug.