by stackattack January 13, 2011
Get the ants in the pants mug.1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
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by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004
Get the poop the pants mug.An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
by puglover90 December 9, 2014
Get the Over the Pants Squeeze Tease mug.I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017
Get the over the pants disco party mug.John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.
by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012
Get the Roll call before the pants fall mug.When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
Get the take it in the pants mug.by Lana Banana June 22, 2005
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