During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.
by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019
Get the Noose Monthmug. by YamBoii March 12, 2019
Get the Intestinal Noosemug. A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Moose Noosemug. When a girl take the hang mans dance to far accidentally hangs herself and then you have sex with her dead body
by Belloma42 May 26, 2019
Get the Noose caboosemug. "Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010
Get the shopping for a noosemug. Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.
Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!
Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!
Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!
Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
Get the Wedding noosemug. What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!
by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020
Get the The Noose Songmug.