Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

milk man

the man mom ran off with. they went extinct 100 years ago. however he didnt bring mother back

daddy look its the man who took mommy! the milk man!

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

Milk man

Enjoyer of sex with men. The term is used to describe men who appear masculine and have a closeted preference of gay sex.

“I prefer sex with men.”
“I’m something of a milk man myself.”

by Ethan Hack June 15, 2024

Man milk

Is the warmest, milkest, thickest cream that busted out a hot horny hard work, wet and sweatiest cock

David was pounding my man pussy so hard that he busted his hot creamy thick man milk inside me

by Taylor Urbanoan June 1, 2023

The Milk Man

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.

Last night i gave your wife a the milk man

by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017