minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.

After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.

by clermontboy July 20, 2016

Freezer Elfs

Canadian Elfs found in freezers.

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.

I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.

by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

A boot in the freezer

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.

"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"

by Ray Charles in a Maze November 23, 2011

freezer bags

It is when a chick has really nice knockers, they make you freeze in your tracks.

That girl has some nice ass freezer bags.

by Nelson Williamson April 8, 2008

Freezer Jenga

Carefully removing an item from the bottom of a stack, from a packed freezer, without causing everything on top of it to fall... it's basically a reverse variation of "refrigerator tetris"

Mike: "Dude, what happened to your toe?"
Rick: "I lost a game of Freezer Jenga and dropped a frozen chicken on it"

by YourMomCalled October 4, 2013