box the bishop

to jerk off masturbate

I was bored last night watching porn, so i decided to box the bishop

by Rory McGregor January 18, 2006

choke the bishop

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

by DEHS May 17, 2006

burp the bishop

Yet another clever way to descibe masturbation.

Jon likes to burp the bishop on Sunday mornings before church.

by nacho mamma August 14, 2009

Shaking the Bishop

Jacking off, masturbation, wacking off

* Shakes girls hand *

" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"

"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."

by Missstermanies March 25, 2010

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

worship the bishop

to vigorously strangle the shaft of the male's penis in a fluent up and down motion until the male ejaculates in the name of the lord

are you going to worship the bishop today?

by marqueezy April 2, 2017

bash the bishop

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.

Be right back i just bashed my bishop and theres sperm everywhere.

by mr ejaculate April 14, 2004