Alam testical syndrome

This syndrome is very bad to have. If you have this your penise wil have testical cancer,frostbite on you small penis meaning for it to fall

That fatherless child called alam has Alam testical syndrome

by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

Testical Nestical

When a guy puts his balls ontop on someone's hair, resembling a "birds nest"

BRO some homeless guy with TONS of Dick Cheese gave me a Testical Nestical

by Iphone_maker March 10, 2022

My left testical

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket

A:Lets play ark survival
B:Yay let's be My left testical

by The nut doctor March 10, 2021

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

testical

(slang) Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
Please note that testical and testicle/s is/are not the same thing

Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.

by HammyShoe July 6, 2024

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025