tess 

likes Nigerian prince

yoyo i heard u like nigerian prince...
Tess: nah i like malakaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

tess by GREGORYIAN ANTONIAN 2 June 22, 2018

Tess 

A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale

Stop takein up space like Tess

Tess by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018

Tess 

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."

Tess by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008

Tess 

The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!

No wonder she's a Tess.

Tess by ccdrakecc July 20, 2016

Tess 

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid

Tess by Alexeiborachev October 24, 2008

Tess 

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.

Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess

Tess by Citadella May 30, 2019

Tess 

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.

Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess

Tess by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019