Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

tele

some random monke found off the streets of america, adopted and had a gangster brother "jaden"

stick this tele up ur ass

by thisguyXD June 6, 2021

Tele

Tele: An amazing person i love very very much platonically and i really hope they stay with us in this world because they are one of the few people i really like and can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or judged<3

TELE YOU BIG FART

by Ilikefeetyouliketeeth July 13, 2021

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008

The Tele-Tickle

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.

If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.

by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016

Tele-tubby

you crush name of bf's name

hey, look at that sexy Tele-tubby.

by piper_addyson October 24, 2018

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021