Teagan

Being perpetually high, often with little or no THC in the bloodstream

Dude, Even though I have never seen Alex smoke he is always Teagan

by Samuel Speicher December 09, 2008

Teagan

Teagan means 'sexy, beautiful' in German. Teagan is a unisex name. People with the name Teagan are the most hilarious people you will ever meet. They have 0% homo, and are super cool and funny. Did I mention they are not homo?

"That boy, Teagan... he's really cool, funny, smart, amazing, fantastic, beautiful, and nice."

by tiggertheni May 07, 2019

Teagan

a blonde-hair blue-eyed girl who is popular and seems like a bitch but turns out to be really nice!

"Ugh, how can you be friends with that bitch Teagan?"
"hey, she saved me from killing myself, so leave her alone!"

by fuckyoubitch18 March 05, 2020

Teagan

A loser. And a smartass who knows "everything. " Nerd. Geek. Bookworm. Egghead.

He/She is such a Teagan!!

Stop being a Teagan!!

by FangirledFan February 10, 2014

Teagan

A famous TikTok star that everyone talks about

Jack: “Omg, is that Teagan?”
Josh: “I think it is!”

by your_fav_teagan on TikTok December 10, 2019

Teagan

Teagan is a fucking idiot who loves sucking dick. He sucks at least one dick a day, and eats only cum and drinks only piss. He loves that sweet salty golden piss.

Hi my name's Teagan. I love cum.

by 101b678 February 10, 2015

Teagan

A pale guy who is bisexual and loves all Jayden around he will smash. He also loves sommers who are great in bed. Teagans are also the best in bed. And frequently masturbate to porn.

Random person: I think that is a teagan cause he likes Sommer and like to smash Jayden and is very pale and is bisexual

by dev ooff gang January 18, 2019