go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018

Untoasted Toast

Untoasted toast is toast that has been untoasted to toast but is untoasted toast. GET TOASTED

Me: Can i have some untoasted toast

Friend: sorry bro I only got toast

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.

Why don't you go take a toaster bath?

by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008

Toast Hair

Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.

The teacher has toast hair.

"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"

"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"

by acowardly October 21, 2011

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.

Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011