Tard

tahrd

–noun

A. a mentally retarded person.

B. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
C. more commonly known as a Toby Ford

-god damn it toby you fucking tard. i knew you would be the one to try it with a vaccuum.

-you are such a tard, you might as well even be a keilah..

by skwirly88 May 27, 2011

Tard

A person who thinks or believes they are smart , funny or witty... but in reality; they are just an idiot

President George W Bush is a tard

by Bastardized September 26, 2008

tard

short for a retarded or acting retarded person

jamie is such a tard she just doesnt get it

by starpion December 23, 2011

Tard

or those R Tards or retards that don't deserve the R and E.

1. Your a Tard.
2. Whats a Tard.
1. it a retard that is so retarded, that they don't deserve the Re.

by Jwarren142000 May 16, 2008

tard

Shorter form of the word retard.
Can also be shortened to 're'

Jayd: ahaha what a tard
Kayleigh: i knooo man as if you do that!
Jayd: yeah lols, hes a right gay.
Kayleigh: ye man, total re.

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Tard

Offensive slang; often used on various internet forums as a short for someone who behaves like a retard.

'Qualified' was officially voted as one of the biggest tards on Eurogamer.

by EG_Vanquish December 28, 2005

tard

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

by Will Scholes February 10, 2007