Skip to main content

toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue
I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!
by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006
mugGet the toffee strings mug.

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.
i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
mugGet the toffee wrapper mug.

bum toffee

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006
mugGet the bum toffee mug.

Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.
'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training
by workingclasshero ;) November 15, 2010
mugGet the Toff In Training mug.

toffel

Swedish word for being whipped.
Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god
by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008
mugGet the toffel mug.

Toff

A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way.

Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts.

In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference.

They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault.

They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this.

The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.
Jim bob: Tories are all toffs along with the rest of the political class these days.

Timmy: Aye, bastards caused the recession and now we're the ones paying for it.
by Voseros July 6, 2011
mugGet the Toff mug.

Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.
That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!
by Tonan4life October 5, 2011
mugGet the Toffee dodger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email