szechuan chicken

a featherless bird native to china. lives in pools of delicious spicy sauce

"we had chinese last night!"
"*drool*"

by pineapple bacon April 23, 2005

szekely

steven szekely, the kid that owns you and is better then you.

that steven szekely kid must own you, cause he's so much better then you.

by wildgriffin March 4, 2004

szech-block

(v) To order the last remaining szechuan chicken portion in the Chinese buffet, thereby precluding those behind in line from enjoying this spicy, yet delicious, Chinese delicacy.

“I was psyched about lunch since I was starving, but when we got to Mandarin House, Hank totally szech-blocked me. I had to get some crappy stir fry thing instead.”

by ghetto lover April 19, 2005

Chad Szelgia

Chad Szelgia is the current drummer for the band Breaking Benjamin. Was formerly in the band Switched.

You: Chad Szelgia is awesome!
Me: Yeah, his solo in Diary of Jane at the concert rocked!

by JessH May 16, 2007

Szeth

a guy who is vey sexual, and inappropriate. always makes small talk about himself, and is just plain annoying

Girl 1: did you hear about szeth

Girl 2: no what ?

Girl 1: he has a small dick

Girl 2: OMG I know he is always talking about how big it is I knew I was a lie

Girl 1: he's always attempting to try to get it sucked

BOTH: (Laughing)

by smalltalker September 1, 2016

szechuan noodler

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Szek

A man with a very large penis, usually gets it with the ladies and is a huge Star Wars nerd.

That Szek kid has a huge dick!!!

by TheCoolMan2020 May 15, 2016