schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

schanck

Pronounced SH-AN-K. To be used in place of any swear or curse word. Swears words no longer have the same effect as they did 10 years ago. Schanck can be used as a resplacement for swear words but also to enforce swear words.

P1: Help me i've fallen off a cliff....
P2: You're Schancked mate

P1: Damn shopkeep ripped me off a dollar
P2: F*cken Schancking b*sterd

by M & J November 19, 2006

suchanky

something mysterious that falls out of your belly button.

omfg! suchanky landed on my toe!

by leaping frog October 7, 2009

schanazle

when the ass is penetrated by anthers tong.

Let me schanazle you.

by patna dem November 14, 2009

Sychae

Beautiful, quirky, goofy, perfect; The best friend you could ever have and the coolest person you will ever meet; A devilish angel who has everyone, man or woman, swooning over her.

Man 1:"Wow shes absolutely gorgeous. "
Man 2: "I know she must be a sychae!"

by notacreepbestie<3 December 8, 2013

sychae

A beautiful creature that attacks by giving hypnotic lapdances.

"Oh no what happened to that guy?"
"He was attacked by a sychae..."
"Poor sap!"

by thatfriendofyours December 8, 2013

Schananagan

When Hannah screws everyone over
And/or makes everyone mad.

She is causing a Schananagan

A hannah is causing a Schananagan!

by Triiniity May 30, 2015